Dear Dad,

First of all, don't try to play it like you're the stereotypical non-sentimental male. You know I can hear, right? And you are a mush ball to mom a lot of the time. Don't you feel me kick and punch when you say "schnuggly baby face" right onto my back? That's not my face, Abba! It's my back!

So, since you asked about the goings-on... it has been getting kind of cramped in here. Can't you ask mom to stretch out a little more? It's kind of boring all balled up... sometimes I entertain myself by pretending her bladder is a punching bag. Other things I do for fun are: hiccup, roll and twist, and snack via the cord attached to my middle.

Hey- I've got some news for you both! Since it is getting awfully crowded in here, I've decided I'm going to come hang out there with you guys. I've gone ahead and "engaged" or "dropped" down into the pelvis, and I'm working on effacing Mama's cervix. It was all warbly of course, but at the doc's this morning I heard the lady doc's voice say she had a "good feeling" about Mom's you-know-what. All the better for me to squeeze out of!

Don't worry though, I'm not going to spoil the surprise. I still haven't decided just when I'll make my grand entrance. But whenever it is, it will be here before you know it. I hope you're ready to hold me. Right now Mom holds me all the time and I really like it. I'm excited to see what you all have out there in the "outerwombal" world.

See you soon!

Love,
Baby